Invaders From Mars (1986) – 7
Director – Tobe Hooper
Cast – Karen Black, Hunter Carson, Timothy Bottoms, Laraine Newman, James Karen, Bud Cort, Louise Fletcher, Eric Pierpoint, Christopher Allport
Release Year – 1986
Reviewed by John of the Dead
Famed genre director Tobe Hooper is known for several classics, including The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Poltergeist, and Salem’s Lot, as well as lesser-known cult favorites like The Funhouse. One film of his that has gone mostly under the radar is his 1986 film Invaders From Mars, which is a remake of the highly rated 1953 film of the same name. This marks my first time seeing the film, and I can say that I enjoyed it. In the 1980s John Carpenter struck gold remaking a 50s film (The Thing), and while Hooper’s redo failed to receive the same notoriety it still gave me what I wanted to see from one of the genre’s most notable directors.
With his town under siege by alien invaders who have taken over the minds of his parents and others in authority over him, a young boy enlists the help of a school nurse and the U.S. Marines to send the enemy back where they came from.
As a fan of 80s horror there was little that could go wrong to keep me from digging this. I have not seen the original film so I cannot compare the two, and in a way that allows me to give a better, objective review. I say this because I have seen many reviews saying that it does not do justice to the original and should be skipped at all cost. If you are in my shoes and have not seen the original then pay them no attention. If you have, well, check it out anyway and form your own conclusion.
The writers behind Hooper’s previous film, Lifeforce, adapted the screenplay and gave us plenty to enjoy. Co-writer Dan O’Bannon is also known for writing Alien and The Return of the Living Dead, so there is talent in this writing duo. The story begins quickly, enveloping us into David’s childhood world. Six minutes into the film the alien spaceship lands nearby his home, and before you know it he has lost both of his parents – well, their minds have been lost. Slowly but surely those around him are also falling victim, forcing the young boy to do what he can to verify who is uninfected / who he can trust. There are a few scenes of horror here and there, but the film doesn’t get really good until the 39 minute mark where the alien creatures make their screen debut. Naturally things slow down during the second act, but the final 30 minutes are action-packed. With the military involved, things get crazy and those of you looking for some alien ass-kicking will get what you have been waiting for.
Tobe Hooper, very well in his prime, did a good job with his direction of the film. You don’t really notice it too much until the goods, AKA the aliens, show up on screen. He introduces them in epic fashion, creating good shock value that I was not expecting. I liked the comical look to them as well, and from what I understand the aliens in the original film were comical as well. Hooper relies on live-action effects for the creatures and the hilarious deaths they cause, but naturally don’t expect a gorefest in this PG film. Every other element was well-done, from the sets and atmosphere to the slightly cheesy acting performances, just keep in mind it is the aliens that seal the deal here.
Overall, Invaders From Mars is a fun experience that delivered the goods when it mattered most. I recommend that fans of Hooper’s work give this a watch, as well as those who enjoy alien invasion films.
Rating: 7/10
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Galaxy of Terror – 6
Director – Bruce D. Clark
Cast – Edward Albert, Erin Moran, Ray Walston, Bernard Behrens, Zalman King, Robert Englund, Taaffe O’Connell, Sig Haig, Grace Zabriskie, Jack Blessing
Release Year – 1981
Reviewed by John of the Dead
It was a late night. I had pizza, Gold Peak Sweat Tea (my favorite), and I was in search of a film to watch – one that would allow me to turn my brain off for a while and enjoy. I recently checked out the 1982 Alien “ripoff” Forbidden World and really enjoyed it, and because of that I decided to check out another early 80s flick produced by Roger Corman, Galaxy of Terror. When the last surviving member of the starship Remus is violently killed, the Quest and its crew are sent on a rescue mission to the barren planet Morganthus, only to find their innermost fears come to reality. If you want a zany story that bleeds pure 80s cheese, look no further than Galaxy of Terror.
The film’s writers never wrote another film after this flick, and I can see why. Now a cult classic, the film surely caused waves when it was released over 30 years ago and forever immortalized writers Marc Siegler and Bruce D. Clark. Their story takes off quick and soon lands our protagonists on Morganthus, a barren land containing the remnants of the starship Remus. Upon entering they come across the mangled bodies of the starships crew, and soon enough the crew of the Quest begin to suffer the same demise. It becomes apparent that there is a sinister reason behind some of the strange (and large) artifacts they find on Morganthus, and these objects contain the ability to project the crew’s fears to reality. The kills and deaths were mostly worthwhile, with some excelling more than others but all of them were enjoyable. While the majority of the story is engaging cheese I did find some faults in it. At times the story dragged and its zaniness failed to keep my interest, and that is the reason it did not achieve a higher rating.
Co-writer Bruce D. Clark also serves as the film’s director, and much like his writing accomplishments this marks the final film of his directing resume. Overall I enjoyed the direction and found it to be pretty fun, which came thanks to several elements. To start, I liked his atmosphere, which was a bit cheap and cheesy but came off very much like Alien. His execution of the horror was enjoyable as well and I was glad to see some decent gore at times. The effects were sweet and were critical in the amazement of one of the genre’s most iconic scenes: a violent death via a giant maggot. I was pleased to see future horror legends Robert Englund and Sig Haig acting in this piece, and while none of the actors deliver award-worthy performances they give us that cheesy fun we enjoy from these films.
Overall, Galaxy of Terror is a fun mess that provides lots of horror cheese. It does have its faults and would maybe be best served with some alcohol, but nonetheless this is one film I recommend all check out just for the sake of it.
Rating: 6/10
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The Best Horror Films On Netflix Instant Streaming
We all have Netflix. If you don’t have Netflix then it’s probably because you don’t have internet. If you don’t have internet – how the hell are you reading this? Anyway, I always hear friends and acquaintances tell me that there are no good horror films on Netflix. I know that there is a lot of junk on Netflix. In a sense it lowered the bar for filmmakers. Instead of terrible horror films going direct-to-video they now have an easier option: direct-to-Netflix. The roles have been reversed and these days more and more great horror films are bypassing theaters and opting for direct-to-video or Video-On-Demand releases. I am digressing though, as that discussion is for another day. Because of the apparent rarity of good horror on Netflix I decided to look for as many great/good/watchable genre films currently on streaming status and came across almost 200 titles for you. They will be ranked alphabetically under the category of their greatness. Let’s begin.
THEY DON’T GE BETTER THAN THIS (10/10)
Battle Royale (2001)
– Battle Royale remains one of the most incredible and shocking flicks I have ever seen. Full-frontal direction of an ambitious story, where the corrupt youth of Japan are sent to an island to kill each other off until only one remains, makes this an experience you will never forget…and one you need to be a part of.
Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn (1987)
– Sam Raimi’s follow-up to The Evil Dead continues the demonic onslaught against one of horror’s greatest heroes. The insanity is at its utmost in this gore-soaked slapstick experience, leaving you wanting more and wishing films like this still existed in our modern day. Read my full review for this film here: Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn
Hellraiser (1987)
– You’ve probably seen this already. Watch it again. If you haven’t seen it, you’re in for one Hell of a treat. Read my full review for this film here: Hellraiser
Se7en (1995)
– Both Se7en and The Silence of the Lambs gained notoriety in the 90s for their expert portrayal of diabolical serial killers, but Se7en’s brutality separates the two. After Alien 3. director David Fincher earned his stripes with this effort, which he executes to perfection. With an all-star cast consisting of Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman, and the incredible Kevin Spacey as the “John Doe Killer”, Se7en is a film you must watch again and again…even if the climax makes you sick to your stomach. Read my full review for this film here: Se7en
The Silence of the Lambs
– This two-hour film is worth watching for Anthony Hopkins’ 16 minutes of screen time alone. Read my full review for this film here: The Silence of the Lambs
ALMOST PERF (9/10)
Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)
– Francis Ford Coppola (The Godfather series) directs this adaptation of Bram Stoker’s romance-themed horror film and gives us a visual masterpiece. Gary Oldman stars as Dracula, is accompanied by a solid cast, including Anthony Hopkins, Winona Ryder, Keanu Reeves, Carl Elwes, Tom Waits, and Monica Bellucci. Read my full review for this film here: Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Day of the Dead (1985)
– The final installment of George A. Romero’s initial Dead trilogy, Day platformed the zombie sub-genre in ways that had yet to be done. The zombies evolved, the gore was absolutely amazing, and as usual Romero’s social commentary was heavy – this time centering on the Cold War, apocalypse, and nuclear destruction. Read my full review for this film here: Day of the Dead
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
– You’ve probably seen Robert Rodriguez’s titty-twisting epic vampire tale. It’s so good you should watch it again. Read my full review for this film here: From Dusk Till Dawn
Hellboy (2004)
– The majority of us love super heroes, and we also love Guillermo del Toro. He brings us his pet project about a supernatural super hero who saves the world from monsters, demons, and anything else the Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense would rather you not know about. Read my full review for this film here: Hellboy
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986/1990)
– Before everyone knew him as “Merle from The Walking Dead”, Michael Rooker gave one of the greatest performances in horror history as Henry Ray Lucas in this amazingly merciless experience. This will leave a hole in your soul. Read my full review for this film here: Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
Let The Right One In (2008)
– This Swedish masterpiece based on the incredible novel made the #2 spot on my Best Horror Films of the Decade list. Adapted by the original author, this vampire love story shows us that there is nothing scarier than love itself. Let Me In is the American version of this story. Read my full review for this film here: Let The Right One In
Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy (2010)
– A four-hour documentary about the entire Nightmare on Elm Street series. The amount of knowledge gained in this series is incurable and includes many of the stars and filmmakers associated with the series, including many scenes of Wes Craven and Robert Englund themselves. Read my full review for this film here: Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy
Re-Animator (1985)
– I really like medical-themed horror, and Re-Animator blends this with…well, re-animation in awesome fashion. This gory, wit-fueled experience is one of my favorite films and a recommendation I make to everyone. Read my full review for this film here: Re-Animator
Rosemary’s Baby (1968)
– Roman Polanski’s classic horror epic follows a young woman possibly carrying the child of Satan. Heavy in atmospheric and ever-present impending doom, this is one of the greatest horror films of all time. Read my full review for this film here: Rosemary’s Baby
The Cabin in the Woods (2012)
– This is the greatest horror film of this decade so far. Joss Whedon is a man of many filmmaking talents and he pens an incredible, metaphysical story unlike any other horror film. Zombies, J-horror, slashers, creatures, and several other sub-genres all make their presence in this one film. Read my full review for this film here: The Cabin in the Woods
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)
– Credited as one of the earliest horror films, this 1920 silent German expressionist effort is a beautiful watch that I highly suggest to you. It is sometimes mentioned in zombie lore as the first, or one of the earliest, zombie films, an assertion often debated due to its somnambulist character. At the very least, give this a look for historical reasons. Read my full review for this film here: The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
YOU’LL RECOMMEND THESE TO YOUR FRIENDS (8/10)
Antichrist (2009)
– Lars von Trier is no stranger to controversy, and Antichrist has plenty of it. It’s also beautifully shot and contains a story that’ll leave you thinking for days. Read my full review for this film here: Antichrist
Bay of Blood / A Bay of Blood (1972)
– This is one of the earliest known slasher films. It’s a damn good watch from the most influential Italian director of all time, Mario Bava. Read my full review for this film here: Bay of Blood
Black Sabbath (1964)
– Italian maestro Mario Bava’s 1964 anthology gives us three chilling tales, including a vampire short starring classic horror icon Boris Karloff. Read my full review for this film here: Black Sabbath
Black Sunday (1960)
– The great Mario Bava’s 1960 film debut, where a vengeful witch returns from the dead to lead a bloody campaign to possess the body of a beautiful look-alike descendent. Read my full review for this film here: Black Sunday
Chillerama (2011)
– Adam Green presents a maniacal 5 film anthology heavy in gore, lulz, Kane Hodder, werewolves, zombies, and the giant sperm (my size) seen above. This is 2 hours of maniacal fun that brings us back to the days of drive-in movie features. Read my full review for this film here: Chillerama
Event Horizon (1997)
– I hope you have seen this visually appealing sci-fi/horror film. Sometimes I find it hard to believe that Paul W.S. Anderson directed this atmospheric masterpiece. Nonetheless, you need to see this, either again or for the first time. Read my full review for this film here: Event Horizon
Fright Night (1985)
– This is a sweet vampire flick with that 80s feel I keep talking about. The 80s was a great decade for vampire films. Read my full review for this film here: Fright Night
Grave Encounters (2011)
– One of the best found-footage films of all time, The Vicious Brothers struck gold with their debut film. Read my full review for this film here: Grave Encounters
Hatchet II (2010)
– This sequel continues the gore-soaked carnage delivered by Victor Crowley, the best killer of this millennium. You don’t necessarily have to see Hatchet before this, however the original is the best in the series. Read my full review for this film here: Hatchet II
Humanoids from the Deep (1980)
– This is one of my all time favorites. It starts off as an environmental awareness story that spirals out of control into a gore-fueled, nudity-laden sleaze fest. I will always recommend this to everyone I come in contact with – except my mother. Read my full review for this film here: Humanoids from the Deep
Ichi the Killer (2003)
– Ichi the Killer is not devoutly horror, but it contains scenes so horrific that it is appreciated by genre fans all over. Takashi Miike, one of Asia’s greatest horror directors, delivers this tale about a Yakuza enforcer who discovers a deranged killer capable of delivering pain never thought possible.
Identity (2003)
– This is one of my favorite films to play when I have friends over. It is a highly-engaging mystery “who-dun-it” that will keep you guessing until the very end…literally. With top-notch direction displaying enjoyable kills, and John Cusack leading the charge to find the killer, you can’t go wrong with Identity. Read my full review for this film here: Identity
John Dies at the End (2013)
– This title is awesome. It’s also based on a hip novel and comes directed by one of the genre’s most beloved directors, Don Coscarelli (Phantasm series, Bubba ho-tep). Zany, hilarious, unpredictable, and co-starring Paul Giamatti, you need to see this. Read my full review for this film here: John Dies at the End
Leprechaun (1993)
– The film that started Jennifer Aniston’s career, Warwick Davis AKA Wicket W. Warrick (the lovable Ewok) is the perfect choice to portray this evil Irish munchkin seeking vengeance from those who possess his gold. It’s cheesy, but good cheesy. Read my full review for this film here: Leprechaun
Maniac (2013)
– No. 9 on my Top 10 Horror Movies of 2013, this “remake” of the 1980 classic is nothing like the original and should stand as its own movie. Elijah Wood gives a tremendous performance that will shock viewers, especially those who would never expect to see him portray such a disturbed character. On top of this, good writing and execution from the filmmakers behind High Tension made this one of the creepiest films of recent time. Read my full review for this film here: Maniac
Mimic (1997)
– Guillermo del Toro’s first American film is one of my favorites because it involves horror and my field of study: biology. Throw in a heavy creature element set in a spooky sewer / subway system and you have an atmospheric winner from one of the genre’s greatest directors. Yes, I know he hates what the producers did to this film. We still love it. Read my full review for this film here: Mimic
Night of the Creeps (1986)
– There really is nothing like cheesy (but good) 80s horror, and Night of the Creeps is a perfect example. No college fraternity is safe from keg stands or this alien parasite that turns them into zombies. If you liked Slither then you will love the film it mimicked. Read my full review for this film here: Night of the Creeps
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2008)
– Words cannot describe the insanity seen in Poultrygeist. Zombie chickens lay waste to unsuspecting staff and patrons of a shady fried chicken eatery. In other words, watch this immediately and experience the lulz. Read my full review for this film here: Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
Scream (1996)
– Wes Craven, still reeling the success of the A Nightmare on Elm Street series, created another monster with Scream. A self-aware pseudo parody of slasher films, Scream makes it fun to feel like a teenager again. Read my full review for this film here: Scream
Stake Land (2011)
– I am admittedly not very big on vampire films, but I absolutely love Stake Land. Director Jim Mickle has since directed the We Are What We Are redo and the Cold in July adaptation – all fantastic works. Throw in Nick Damici as the lead and you cannot go wrong. I highly recommend this. Read my full review for this film here: Stake Land
Stitches (2013)
– Killer clowns and the genre go hand in hand, but at the same time only a handful of these films are good. Stitches is one of the very best and a received a Top 10 nod in 2013. It’s heavy in spooky atmosphere and vengeance-fueled gory kills delivered by the best killer clown I have ever seen. Highly recommended. Read my full review for this film here: Stitches
The Host (2007)
– South Korea loves its horror but it wasn’t until The Host made waves in 2007 that the world realized it. The effects are amazing, the story engaging, and director Joon-ho Bong delivers one of the best creature films there is. Read my full review for this film here: The Host
The Legend of Hell House (1973)
– In the vein of The Haunting (original 1963 version) and House on Haunted Hill. If you’re in the mood for a classic haunted house film you must give this a watch. Read my full review for this film here: The Legend of Hell House
The Stuff (1985)
– Genre legend Larry Cohen not only delivers great horror, via practical effects and full-frontal direction, but does so providing great social commentary on mankind’s blind consumption of unhealthy (literally crap) products. This experience is a crazy one. Read my full review for this film here: The Stuff
Troll Hunter (2011)
– One of the best horror films this decade, this Norwegian flick follows a documentary crew filming mysterious bear killings plaguing a small town. Little do they know, the bears are not being killed by a rogue human hunter, but gigantic trolls the authorities have been trying to keep secret. The visuals will leave you in awe. Read my full review for this film here: Troll Hunter
Visiting Hours (1982)
– A highly tense story pitting a mouthy journalist against her crazed stalker (portrayed by Michael Ironside). When he learns that she survived his initial attack, he makes an overnight visit to the hospital to finish her off. Great direction makes this a worthy watch and one of my favorite early 80s slasher films. Read my full review for this film here: Visiting Hours
Wolf Creek 2
– The first film made waves in the genre back in 2005, and much to my surprise filmmaker Greg McLean returned 9 years later with a sequel even more terrifying than its predecessor. This is one of the absolute best horror films of 2014 so far. Highly recommended. Read my full review for this film here: Wolf Creek 2
You’re Next
– It was a shame that Adam Wingard (V/H/S, V/H/S2, The Guest)’s film sat on the shelves for a few years before being released theatrically in 2013, but now you can watch one of the sweetest modern day slasher films out there. Not only do the killers wear animal masks like members of lame-wave bands, but the soundtrack is ironically one of my favorite element. Read my full review for this film here: You’re Next
Zodiac (2007)
– David Fincher directs a notable cast, including Jake Gyllenhaal and Robert Downey Jr., in this 2.6 hour effort based on the true story of the Zodiac Killer. Read my full review for this film here: Zodiac
YOU CANNOT GO WRONG WITH… (7/10)
100 Bloody Acres (2013)
– This is a simple but pretty fun adventure about two brothers who collect roadkill and use it as a secret ingredient in their incredible fertilizer. Little does anyone know, their favorite additive is human flesh. Read my full review for this film here: 100 Bloody Acres
All The Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006/2013)
– This female-driven slasher film starring Amber Heard sat on the shelves for 7 YEARS, from 2006 until 2013. In that time director Jonathan Levine directed three other films, including Warm Bodies. Now that it’s available to the masses you NEED to see this. Read my full review for this film here: All The Boys Love Mandy Lane
American Mary (2013)
– One of my favorite horror films of 2013, the twin writing/directing Soska sisters struck gold with American Mary. The story involves the medical field, body modification, and stars my all-time favorite actress who is also my teenage / adulthood crush, Katharine Isabelle. Watch this ASAP. Read my full review for this film here: American Mary
American Psycho (2000)
– I honestly prefer the Misfits song to this movie of the same name, but you can’t deny Christian Bale’s tremendous performance and the millions of internet memes it inspired. Thanks to Mary Harron’s direction this is also considered one of the best female-directed horror films. Read my full review for this film here: American Psycho
Amityville II: The Possession (1982)
– The original gets all the love, but this sequel gets the glory. It is not common for a sequel to surpass its predecessor, but Amityville II blows the original away in every element. It is actually scary, for one, and it gives us live-action demon horror in the vein of The Evil Dead. This is one of the most under-appreciated horror films there is. Read my full review for this film here: Amityville II: The Possession
Bad Milo (2013)
– In what feels like a modern day Basket Case, Bad Milo follows an average guy living an average life, except for the demon growing within his anus. This film is insane, and I’m still laughing at how true the end of the first sentence is. Read my full review for this film here: Bad Milo
Below (2002)
– If there is one place I’d rather not be with a deadly ghost on the loose, it would be a submarine. Written by Darren Aronofsky (Black Swan), this is an under-appreciated atmospheric spook-fest. Keep an eye out for Zach Galifianakis as Weird Wally. Read my full review for this film here: Below
Berberian Sound Studio (2013)
– A horror film told from the inside, where a sound engineer working on an Italian giallo (I love them and so should you) experiences psychological terror stemming from his work. I have recommended this flick to many due to its unique perspective. Read my full review for this film here: Berberian Sound Studio
Big Ass Spider (2013)
– From Mike Mendez (The Gravedancers), Big Ass Spider is a hilarious film where a lackluster exterminator (Greg Grunberg) is the only hope at stopping a giant spider laying waste to Los Angeles. Read my full review for this film here: Big Ass Spider
Birth of the Living Dead (2014)
– A solid documentary on the filming and impact of the 1968 classic that started the zombie craze, Night of the Living Dead. Starring icon George A. Romero. Read my full review for this film here: Birth of the Living Dead
Black Death (2011)
– Set in medieval times, this Sean Bean-starring effort from the awesome Michael Smith centers on a group of knights investigating a pagan village that has reportedly been unaffected by the bubonic plague. If you like religious/cult horror this is for you. Read my full review for this film here: Black Death
Bruiser (2000)
– A interesting breakaway film from George A. Romero about a loser with with stealing friends and a cheating wife. One day he wakes up without a face, and with this new identity he sees a grand opportunity to take revenge on those who have wronged him. The Misfits make an appearance as well. Read my full review for this film here: Bruiser
CHUD (1984)
– Heinous creatures lurk the sewers and lay waste to anyone who ventures beneath the surface. CHUD is one of my favorite 80s films and a solid creature feature. You already know. You love them or you don’t. Read my full review for this film here: CHUD
Citadel (2013)
– I really liked this dark, gloomy, and highly atmospheric horror/drama about a single father who must rescue his child from horrifying creatures living within an abandoned apartment complex. Director Ciaran Foy was recently tapped to direct Sinister 2. Read my full review for this film here: Citadel
Cockneys vs. Zombies (2013)
– A simple but effected British horror/comedy about a retirement home under attack by a zombie invasion. It’s fun to watch slow-moving old people fight off slow-moving zombies. Read my full review for this film here: Cockneys vs. Zombies
Creepshow 2 (1987)
– Not as awesome as the first, but the first set a high bar. This is still one of the best horror anthologies of all time. Read my full review for this film here: Creepshow 2
Cropsey (2009)
– A documentary about a grisly massacre that took place in what has been unofficially deemed “Cropsey’s Woods”. As children Zach and Barbara were told tales of a killer named Cropsey who lurked the neighboring woods where the murders took place. The duo now returns to the community to document whether the man charged with the crimes is the Cropsey that gave them nightmares as children. Read my full review for this film here: Cropsey
Dead Silence (2007)
– Ventriloquists’ dummies – I don’t think there are many things scarier. From the guys behind Saw, you should expect a twist ending you won’t see coming. Read my full review for this film here: Dead Silence
Dead Snow (2010)
– The first film to my knowledge to give us Nazi zombies (not to be confused with Nazi ghosts) and one of several Norwegian films on this list. The gore reigns heavy and the action rarely relents, making this great when you have friends over…as long as they can read subtitles. Read my full review for this film here: Dead Snow
Deathwatch (2002)
– A World War I themed ghost flick where British soldiers are hunted down by an unstoppable force, and it isn’t the Germans. Review coming soon.
Detention (2012)
– It’s been called a “hipster” horror film due to its unique (for a horror film) soundtrack consisting of Waaves and The Backstreet Boys. I call it Scream meets Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. Hipster or not, I love this film. Director Joseph Kahn also directed the “Backstreet’s Back” music video. Read my full review for this film here: Detention
Devil (2010)
– Written by M. Night Shymalan and directed by John Erick Dowdle (As Above, So Below, Quarantine), Devil provides a claustrophobic experience where a group of strangers trapped in a stalled elevator realize one of them is a killer with supernatural abilities. I love nowhere-to-run scenarios like this one. Read my full review for this film here: Devil
Doc of the Dead (2014)
– Zombies are bigger than ever and this documentary explains how zombie culture became what it is today. Starring George Romero, Bruce Campbell, Tom Savini, and Simon Pegg, among many other notables. Read my full review for this film here: Doc of the Dead
Dread (2010)
– Adapted from a Clive Barker story, Dread follows a college student preparing his thesis on people’s biggest fears, and goes to terrifying lengths to achieve his data. Read my full review for this film here: Dread
Dust Devil (1993)
– Australian horror – simple and effective thanks to a great antagonist and steam punk director Richard Stanley(Hardware)’s direction. Read my full review for this film here: Dust Evil
Frankenstein’s Army (2013)
– I regret taking as long as I did to become a part of this spectacular experience. Set during the final stages of World War II, Russian soldiers meet their match when the struggling German army they expected to find has been replaced with an undead army of fallen Nazis pieced together by a descendent of Dr. Frankenstein. This flick, soaked in gore, is adorned with steam punk-influenced antagonists that make for a thrill I love to revisit. Read my full review for this film here: Frankenstein’s Army
Fido (2007)
– A clever zombie comedy where the living dead can be productive members of society thanks to a domestication collar…so long as no malfunctions occur. Read my full review for this film here: Fido
Grabbers (2013)
– An awesome Irish flick about a sleepy seaside town that comes under siege by large creatures from another realm. This is a fun experience with good laughs and great creatures. Read my full review for this film here: Grabbers
Hannibal (2001)
– Hannibal Lecter returns in this sequel to Red Dragon and The Silence of the Lambs. It’s not as good as the others but still delivers thanks to good direction from Ridley Scott, as well as acting performances from Anthony Hopkins and Gary Oldman. Read my full review for this film here: Hannibal
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)
– Heavy in action and gore, this film about a brother/sister witch hunting duo is more fun than I would have expected. You can turn off you brain for a while and enjoy the flick’s straight-to-the-point approach, which focuses on what matters most. Read my full review for this film here: Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
Hatchet III (2013)
– After directing the first two installments, Adam Green graciously allowed his longtime cinematographer to direct the final chapter of the Victor Crowley vengeance saga. While it doesn’t live up to its incredible predecessors it still builds on the elements fans of the series know and love: live-action gore, Victor Crowley, and more live-action gore. Read my full review for this film here: Hatchet III
Here Comes the Devil (2013)
– A Mexican horror film where a vacationing couple’s two children disappear while exploring a mountain and mysteriously reappear the next day. It is obvious something is “different” about them, and the parents will soon learn the terrible events that look place on the forbidden rock. Read my full review for this film here: Here Comes the Devil
Horns (2014)
– Horns was one of the most hyped horror films of 2014, and rightfully so. Alexandre Aja, one of the genre’s favorite directors, returned to direct Daniel Radcliffe in what many assumed would be the most badass role he has ever taken on. I personally feel that this flick was overhyped and actually, a bit tame in comparison to its awesome trailers, but nonetheless this is a worthy watch for those who want to see Radcliffe do something “out there”. Read my full review for this film here: Horns
House (1986)
– Cheesy 80s fun. I miss films like this. Read my full review for this film here: House
I Sell the Dead (2009)
– This is a great Burke and Hare-inspired film (in other words it’s about grave-robbing) told in a comic book fashion. Director Greg McQuaid (V/H/S) broke onto the scene with this hip project, which stars Dominic Monaghan (Lord of the Rings), Ron Perlman (Hellboy), horror director Larry Fessenden, and horror icon Angus Scrimm (Phantasm). Give this one priority over others. Read my full review for this film here: I Sell the Dead
Jack’s Back (1988)
– This 80s flick centers on a LA-based serial killer who celebrates Jack the Ripper’s 100th birthday by committed similar gruesome murders. The story alone was enough to have me hooked. Read my full review for this film here: Jack’s Back
Kidnapped (2011)
– This Spanish horror film is gut-wrenching. No holds are barred here. Watch it, feel sick, and hate me later. Read my full review for this film here: Kidnapped
Manhunter (1986)
– This is Red Dragon before Red Dragon and pre-dates The Silence of the Lambs. Yes, Anthony Hopkins was not the first to portray Hannibal Lecter. It was the incredible Brian Cox. If you like the Lecter films you’ll enjoy this one and experience a different cast. Read my full review for this film here: Manhunter
Mindhunters (2005)
– FBI profilers are killed off one by one in a deadly game with a serial killer. It looks cheesy, because it is, and you’ll like it thanks to good execution from Renny Harlin (Die Hard 2, A Nightmare on Elm Street 4). Read my full review for this film here: Mindhunters
Monsters (2010)
– Gareth Edwards’ (Godzilla) debut horror film, Monsters is a dramatic horror flick about a couple who’s vacation in Mexico goes awry when giant alien monsters invade. Read my full review for this film here: Monsters
New Year’s Evil (1980)
– I love holiday-themed slasher films, and New Year’s Evil is one of the most underrated alongside Christmas Evil. Watch them both and be amazed. Read my full review for this film here: New Year’s Evil
Odd Thomas (2014)
– This Stephen Sommers’ (Deep Rising, The Mummy) adaptation of Dean Koontz’s supernatural crime-fighting novel. It’s not very scary but it’s fun. Read my full review for this film here: Odd Thomas
Phantoms (1998)
– A very 90s horror film adapted from the Dean Koontz novel of the same name. It stars Ben Afflec, Live Shreiber, Rose McGowan, Peter O’toole, and creatures not of this world. Read my full review for this film here: Phantoms
Pontypool (2010)
– Set in a radio station with nowhere to run, a unique method of contamination makes this a unique zombie film. Read my full review for this film here: Pontypool
Ragnarok
– I love Norwegian horror, and I love creature features, so I enjoyed Ragnarok. The film is equal parts adventure film as it is horror flick, with the adventure aspect controlling the first 45 minutes and the horror closing out the show. At PG-13 and with no on-screen deaths, this could pass for some as a “family” film. Don’t let the family tag fool you though, I liked it. Read my full review for this film here: Ragnarok
Ravenous (1999)
– One of the few notable horror films directed by a woman, this tense horror/thriller stars the versatile Guy Pearce in a disturbing tale about cannibalism. Read my full review for this film here: Ravenous
Red State (2011)
– Kevin Smith’s first horror film stars the incredible Michael Parks as the leader of a fundamentalist church that lures sinners to their deaths.
Return to Horror High (1987)
– A young George Clooney makes his feature film debut here, where a movie crew recreating a high school slaying watches history repeat itself as the crew is killed off by an unknown killer. It’s cheesy 80s fun with good kills. Read my full review for this film here: Return to Horror High
Rigor Mortis (2014)
– After a long hiatus I revisited my love for Asian horror and was very pleased with this Hong Kong film. You won’t believe this comes from a first-time director. The horror is good, the action is great, and the cinematography is absolutely amazing. This is worth a watch for the visuals alone, or if you are a fan of the Mr. Vampire films of the 1980s. If you know them then you’ll know why. Read my full review for this film here: Rigor Mortis
Rites of Spring (2011)
– A pagan ritual ruins what would have been the perfect heist. I love films like this where criminals become the victims. Read my full review for this film here: Rites of Spring
Rubber (2011)
– I know this is going to sound pretty insane, unless you seen the film, but this unique effort about a killer tire is pretty good and a fun experience. Read my full review for this film here: Rubber
Scream 4 (2011)
– Wes Craven returned to the Scream series after a 10 year hiatus and gave us an entry that makes up for the sour Scream 3. Much like the other films, this self-aware flick comes with the usual notable cliches, laughs, and a twist ending. Read my full review for this film here: Scream 4
Slugs (1988)
– Here is a classic late 80s horror film about killer mutant slugs eating the residents of a small town. It’s a silly idea that is well-executed with loads of gore. Read my full review for this film here: Slugs
Sugar Hill (1974)
– I love vengeance films, and in Sugar Hill a woman summons a powerful demon to attack the mob that killed her boyfriend. She only has one other demand for the demon: give her a front row seat to the action. Read my full review for this film here: Sugar Hill
The Bay (2012)
– Barry Levinson, a non-horror director known for Rain Man and Good Morning, Vietnam, directs this found-footage film that includes an antagonist never before seen in the genre. As convoluted as the found-footage sub-genre is I always appreciate something new. Read my full review for this film here: The Bay
The Caller (2011)
– A supernatural mystery tale about a divorcee being harassed by phone calls from a creepy woman claiming to be calling from the past. Read my full review for this film here: The Caller
The Conspiracy (2013)
– A found-footage film where two documentary filmmakers investigating conspiracies find horror they never imagined when they stumble upon an ancient and dangerous secret society. The payoff is not what you’ll expect. Read my full review for this film here: The Conspiracy
The Deaths of Ian Stone (2007)
– This is what I feel to be the best of the original original After Dark horror films that debuted as Horrorfest 2007. What makes this flick so great is its insane storyline, where every day Ian Stone wakes up in a different life and is brutally murdered, only to repeat the same thing when he awakens again. The flick is heavy in CGI but still delivers great antagonists and is adorned with solid kills. If you enjoy films like Groundhog Day and Edge of Tomorrow then this is worth a watch. Read my full review for this film here: The Deaths of Ian Stone
The Den (2014)
– If you have ever video chatted you need to see The Den. It’s not perfect, but it uses modern day social technology to deliver some good jolts. Read my full review for this film here: The Den
The Devil’s Carnival (2012)
– Darren Lynn Bousman is one of the genre’s best directors, and he had his fun with The Devil’s Carnival – a musical where the dead are faced with the sins that landed them in Hell. Read my full review for this film here: The Devil’s Carnival
The Fourth Kind (2009)
– Whether you believe in them or not, in this case aliens are real and they gave me goosebumps. Starring Mila Jovovich as a psychologist studying the odd sleep patterns of the residents of Nome, Alaska – a hotbed for alien abductions and missing persons. Read my full review for this film here: The Fourth Kind
The Gift (2001)
– This under-appreciated sleeper from director Sam Raimi is written by Billy Bob Thornton and comes loaded with an A-list cast, including Cate Blanchett, Giovanni Ribisi, Keanu Reeves, Katie Holmes, Greg Kinnear, Hilary Swank, Gary Cole, J.K. Simmons and famed composer Danny Elfman. Read my full review for this film here: The Gift
The House of the Devil (2009)
– Ti West’s babysitter-themed horror/mystery set in the 1980s is an atmospheric slow-burner that kicked off his career. Read my full review for this film here: The House of the Devil
The Hole (2001)
– This is a great who-dun-it thriller starring Kiera Knightly, where four teenagers discover a secret underground bomb shelter and throw weekend-long party in it while their classmates are on a field trip. Little do they know, their weekend of fun and boozing will become a weekend of terror when they become stuck inside. Read my full review for this film here: The Hole
The Hole (2012)
– This is one of my favorite films from 2012, however it sat on the shelf for 3 years after being completed in 2009. That happens too often these days, where great horror films like Trick ‘r Treat and You’re Next sit in purgatory while crap is released nationwide. Anyway, Joe Dante returned to the genre after 19 years (since Gremlins 2: The New Batch) to give us a chilling effort that’ll make you feel like a kid again thanks to its “family horror” feel. Don’t underestimate the film though, it’s full of spooks aimed at adults. The horror stems from a family that moves into a new home and discovers a locked door to a large hole in their garage. Boys will be boys, and upon unlocking the hole they release a supernatural entity that has been waiting to haunt again. If you have seen The Gate you’ll enjoy this. Read my full review for this film here: The Hole
The Horde (2010)
– An awesome French zombie film where a group of rogue officers attempting to avenge the death of one of their own must now team with their enemies if they wish to survive an apocalyptic zombie invasion. This effort is heavy in gore and great action. Check it out. Read my full review for this film here: The Horde
The Horror Show (1989)
– This movie kicks ass! Horror icon Lance Henriksen stars as a detective who finally nabs the elusive “Meat Cleaver Max”. He sits in on Max’s execution, but the electric chair only elevates Max to an even stronger killer and once again…the chase is on. Yeah it’s cheesy, and it is also one of the most underrated horror films there is. Read my full review for this film here: The Horror Show
The Human Centipede (2010)
– One of the most hyped horror films of the decade. This Danish flick does the unthinkable and does it well. Read my full review for this film here: The Human Centipede (First Sequence)
The Initiation (1984)
– An enjoyable slasher flick about a group of sorority “pledgers” who must break into a department store during rush week…where a killer is waiting for them. Read my full review for this film here: The Initiation
The Innkeepers (2011)
– My favorite of Ti West’s films, this supernatural tale is one of the best horror flicks of 2011. It takes place during the final days of an old inn, where two employees seeking to expose the inn’s haunted past are visiting by old guests checking in for a final stay. Read my full review for this film here: The Innkeepers
The Nameless (1999)
– The debut film of REC co-director/writer Jaume Balaguero, it debuted in 1999 in Spain but did not reach ‘Merica until 2005. Expertly executed, this is a dramatic story-driven horror/thriller from a master of horror. If you are a fan of films like Se7en then you will enjoy this. Read my full review for this film here: The Nameless
The Returned (2013)
– This is a zombie film that offers a unique perspective – a “Return Protein” that allows the dead to return to society. However, things go awry when supplies of the drug run dry. Read my full review for this film here: The Returned
The Sacrament (2014)
– Ti West’s most recent horror film is not what I was expecting it to be, but then again I went in “blind”. The suspense is good and he keeps you hooked on a slow-burning story that you will learn is based on a famed event of the past. If horror awarded Oscars (it does unofficially) Gene Jones would win for his performance as “Father”. Read my full review for this film here: The Sacrament
The Seasoning House (2013)
– A very dramatic experience about the horrors of being forced into the sex trade – a rare topic for the genre. Stay tuned for my full review coming soon.
The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)
– Wes Craven delivers a voodoo tale starring Bill Pullman. This is one of his better yet more under-appreciated works. Read my full review for this film here: The Serpent and the Rainbow
The Shrine (2011)
– An atmospheric piece packed with good chills when a group of nosy journalists investigating a cult stumble across horrors they were never supposed to see. This is a personal favorite of mine and comes from Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer auteur Jon Knautz. Read my full review for this film here: The Shrine
The Skeleton Key (2005)
– I thought this supernatural film set in the bayous of Louisiana would suck but I was wrong. This is PG-13 horror done right. Read my full review for this film here: The Skeleton Key
The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1974)
– This is one of the most under-appreciated horror films of all time. Based on a true story (“Texarkana Moonlight Murders” of 1946) about a killer slaying those who venture out at night in the sleepy town of Texarkana, we watch the cat and mouse game between Texas Ranger J.D. Morales and one of the most mysterious killers on record. Read my full review for this film here: The Town That Dreaded Sundown
The Town That Dreaded Sundown (2014)
– This sequel to the 1974 classic is a joy to watch as it brings back the same look and feel of the original. Taking place 65 years after the original “Moonlight Murders” a new string of grisly deaths are shocking Texarkana. Could it be a copycat killer, or is something more sinister at hand? American Horror Story / Glee director Alfonso Gomez-Rejon does a fantastic job executing the horror here, which include some full-frontal kills that will please slasher fans and gorehounds alike. Read my full review for this film here: The Town That Dreaded Sundown
The Toxic Avenger (1984)
– The one that put Troma on the map. This cheesy gore-soaked experience gives one of my favorite super heroes his silver screen debut. Read my full review for this film here: The Toxic Avenger
The Village (2004)
– Fresh of the success of the awesome Signs, M. Night returned with The Village and moviegoers stormed theaters with high expectations. If you have seen the film then you know why countless patrons left disappointed. If you haven’t seen this, give it a watch. It’s still a good movie and will give you goosebumps on occasion.
The Ward (2011)
– After a 9 year hiatus horror great John Carpenter returned with The Ward, a supernatural story I’ve seen a dozen times but one that stands above the rest thanks to Carpenter’s expert direction. It stars Amber Heard too. Read my full review for this film here: The Ward
The Woman (2011)
– Jack Ketchum is a horror fiction novelist who has had several of his novels adapted to films, and The Woman is one of the most brutal. Directed by modern day veteran Lucky McKee, we see the consequences one overbearing family man experiences when he tries to domesticate the last surviving member of a rabid clan. Read my full review for this film here: The Woman
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2011)
– This horror comedy came out of nowhere a few years ago and is still wildly appreciated by those who have seen it. In this case it’s cool to join the crowd. Read my full review for this film here: Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
V/H/S (2012)
– A modern day anthology that took the genre by storm, a slew of today’s young directors provide 6 tales (5 of them good) for the viewer to enjoy. If you are easily bored then an anthology is a good choice. Read my full review for this film here: V/H/S
VHS 2 (2013)
– This sequel gives us 5 more stories and improves on its predecessor. If you enjoyed the first you’ll enjoy this. Actually, regardless you’ll enjoy this. Read my full review for this film here: V/H/S 2
Wishmaster (1997)
– Longtime effects guru Robert Kurtzman takes a shot at directing horror and finds success with this tale about a Djinn granting three wishes with an ulterior motive. Read my full review for this film here: Wishmaster
World War Z (2013)
– We knew this film adaptation of the popular novel was coming for years, and for the most part it lived up to expectations. Of course, that was a given with that Brad Pitt guy starring. Read my full review for this film here: World War Z
MOSTLY POSITIVE (6/10)
13 Sins (2013)
– The US remake of the esteemed Thai film 13: Game of Death. The idea has been done before, but I still find it interesting when a strapped-for-class societal loser accepts extreme offers for large amounts of immediate cash, with each offer growing more intense. Read my full review for this film here: 13 Sins
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge
– This sequel made the franchise what it is today after making more $$$ than the original – letting producers know they had a winning franchise on their hands. It’s not as good as its predecessor but it’s still a good watch and expands on Freddy Krueger. Read my full review for this film here: A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge
Absentia (2011)
– This dark and moody piece is hailed by many for its unique story. Be sure and pay close attention if you give it a watch. Read my full review for this film here: Absentia
Aftershock (2013)
– Three travelers in Chile have their vacation cut short by an immense earthquake. Surviving the earthquake is only half the battle, as an even deadlier foe awaits them. Horror director Eli Roth stars as one of the protagonists. Read my full review for this film here: Aftershock
All Cheerleaders Die (2014)
– Two guys who have adapted Jack Ketchum novels into great films recreate their college film. I did not like this as much as others, but I dug the story of cheerleaders rising from the dead to seek revenge against the jocks who lead them to their graves. Read my full review for this film here: All Cheerleaders Die
Almost Human (2014)
– Like many other films on this section of the list, it’s a basic story with one really good element. In the case of Almost Human it is the incredible kills. Read my full review for this film here: Almost Human
Alyce Kills (2014)
– It may not have fully lived up to the pre-release hype but Alyce Kills offers an interesting female-driven story. Read my full review for this film here: Alyce Kills
An American Ghost Story (2013)
– This is not a good movie, but the scares and atmosphere are incredible in my opinion. It’s a simple ghost story where a writer intentionally moves into a haunted home for inspiration. Read my full review for this film here: An American Ghost Story
Anaconda (1997)
– I love killer animal films and this is one of my favorites as I have always loved big constrictors. With Ice Cube, J-Lo, starring you know to expect the usual clichés, and they are fun as hell here. Read my full review for this film here: Anaconda
ATM (2012)
– Three co-workers are forced to hole up in a glass-encased ATM as a masked killer tries to make his way in. I like nowhere to run scenarios like this one. Read my full review for this film here: ATM
Blood Glacier (2014)
– The first horror film I have seen where the horror derives from climate change, as a melting glacier unleashes a long buried beast that will soon lay waste to the team of scientists hoping to prove climate change as a real phenomena. Due to its setting and creature element many have referenced John Carpenter’s The Thing when viewing this. Read my full review for this film here: Blood Glacier
Cabin Fever: Patient Zero
– The third installment to the Cabin Fever series, comic book artist / director Kaare Andrews redeemed the series a bit after the poor Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever (so bad director Ti West disowns it). Heavy in gore and set in a nowhere-to-run scenario, the story also gives light to what started the heinous water-born virus. Read my full review for this film here: Cabin Fever: Patient Zero
Candyman (1992)
– Yeah I know. This film should be listed higher. Tony Todd’s voice alone makes this a worthy watch. Read my full review for this film here: Candyman
Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV (2003)
– The fourth installment of The Toxic Avenger series makes up for the mediocre second and third installments. Some even say this is the best of the series. Read my full review for this film here: Citizen Toxie
Dark Skies (2013)
– Dark Skies surprised me because it was much creepier than I expected it to be. It won’t win any awards and won’t keep up with other recent alien visitation films like The Fourth Kind, but if you need a spooky alien flick then this might suffice. Read my full review for this film here: Dark Skies
Dead End (2004)
– Ray Wise and genre vet Lin Shaye star in this horror / pseudo comedy where a nice gesture on a road trip proves to be a terrible idea. Read my full review for this film here: Dead End
Devil’s Pass (2013)
– A found footage flick where five young researchers document their investigation into the mysterious disappearances of a group of hikers in search of a mythical mystery. Read my full review for this film here: Devil’s Pass
DNA (1997)
– This is a straight-up cheesy creature feature. You love them or you don’t. I do. Read my full review for this film here: DNA
Evidence (2013)
– A cool concept where a team of investigators literally watch found-footage trying to catch a serial killer who laid waste at an abandoned gas station. Read my full review for this film here: Evidence
Evolver (1995)
– It’s not very scary, but I like the idea of a kid winning a killer robot as part of a virtual reality video game contest. Read my full review for this film here: Evolver
Exorcismus (2011)
– A 15 year old’s seizures and violent outbursts leaves her in psychiatric treatment, but when her symptoms worsen a priest is called to exorcise her. Read my full review for this film here: Exorcismus
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)
– One of my personal favorites of the series because of its awesome (and sometimes hilarious) kills. Read my full review for this film here: Friday the 13 Part VII: The New Blood
Gallowwalkers (2013)
– Starring Wesley Snipes as an undead gunslinger, this western sat on the shelf for years before being released on DVD and Netflix. It’s not amazing, but it’s just cool as Hell to see Snipes donning western gear and a few Colt .45 six-shooters. Read my full review for this film here: Gallowwalkers
Haunter (2013)
– Vincenzo Natali’s third horror film, after Cube and Spliced, did not live up to my high expectations, but it could live up to yours. I have friends who claim this gave them nightmares. Read my full review for this film here: Haunter
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)
– This one straight-up kicks ass. It abandoned the cult feel of the first two entries by employing a production aimed at appealing to the masses, yet it’s great effects and heavy metal-fueled soundtrack made it a cult classic of its own. Read my full review for this film here: Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth
Hellraiser IV: Bloodlines (1996)
– Pinhead gets thrown into the future in this film about a descendent to the toymaker that brought Hell to Earth. Read my full review for this film here: Hellraiser IV: Bloodline
Infection (2005)
– Medical horror makes the list again in this Japanese horror film about the terrible consequences that arrive when a hospital team causes the death of a patient and falsifies the records to cover their asses. Read my full review for this film here: Infection
Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013)
– I expected more from this one in comparison to its incredible predecessor, but it’s still a haunting watch with a heavy emphasis on The Further. Read my full review for this film here: Insidious: Chapter 2
Invasion (2007)
– A found footage flick about a meteorite that delivers a deadly virus to a small town. Most of the film is told via a police vehicle’s dash cam. Full review coming soon.
Jug Face (2013)
– A beautifully shot indie horror film about a backwoods community that goes to extreme lengths to appease a mythical beast living at the bottom of a pit. Read my full review for this film here: Jug Face
Kill List (2012)
– This effort made waves in the genre when it debuted in 2012 but it did not appeal to me like it did to nearly everyone else. One could say this should be rated higher and I won’t argue that. It’s a dramatic effort for the extreme majority of the experience, but the payoff at the end is one of the best I have seen. Read my full review for this film here: Kill List
Kill Theory (2010)
– A group of friends celebrating the end of the semester find themselves in a deadly game with a sociopath who forces them to kill each other in order to survive. Read my full review for this film here: Kill Theory
Monkey Shines (1988)
– George Romero’s film about a paraplegic’s killer pet monkey is far from the greatest of Night / Dawn/ Day of the dead, but it’s nice to see him do something different. Read my full review for this film here: Monkey Shines
Nightmare City (1983)
– This crazy Italian “infected” movie from 1980 (released in the USA in 1983) is one of Quentin Tarantino’s favorite movies and where he got the name Hugo Stiglitz for Inglourious Basterds. Read my full review for this film here: Nightmare City
Night Watch (2006)
– An incredibly well-shot Russian fantasy horror flick where the forces that lurk daytime and nighttime go to battle. Read my full review for this film here: Night Watch
Proxy (2014)
– One could argue whether or not this counts as a horror film, as the horror stems from the dramatic character play between several deranged individuals. Read my full review for this film here: Proxy
Quarantine 2: Terminal (2011)
– This sequel was much better than expected and leaves the protagonists holed up in an airplane terminal as the world around them falls to the “infected”.
REC 3: Genesis (2012)
– The first of the REC films to not be absolutely incredible. It’s still better than a lot of other junk out there. Read my full review for this film here: REC 3: Genesis
Resolution (2013)
– An infie flick where a forced intervention from crystal meth and the terrible side effects are the source of horror, until things take an unexplainable turn for the worst. Read my full review for this film here: Resolution
Saint Nick (2011)
– I’ve said it before that I love holiday-themed horror, and this piece gives us St. Nicholas as an evil bishop who kidnaps and murders children when there is a full moon on December 5th. Read my full review for this film here: Saint Nick
Storage 24 (2013)
– When a military experiment is incidentally let loose upon the city of London, a city-wide lockdown leaves a group of friends trapped in a storage facility with one of the military’s most dangerous genetic weapons. This is a straight up creature feature. You love em or you don’t. Read my full review for this film here: Storage 24
Survival of the Dead (2010)
– George Romero’s last ‘of the Dead film continues the evolution of the zombies he has been developing since the 1960s. Read my full review for this film here: Survival of the Dead
The ABCs of Death (2013)
– This is the most colossal horror anthology of all time. 26 films delivered in about two hours. Some are really good, some are OK, and some are crap. Your best bet is to read my full review where I list each entry individually.
The Asphyx (1973)
– An early 70s horror/sci-fi flick where the quest for immortality leads a scientist to capture a spirit represented in Greek mythology, The Asphyx. Read my full review for this film here: The Asphyx
The Awakening (2012)
– Atmosphere is heavy in this British supernatural tale about a hoax exposer who must watch her beliefs (or lack thereof) fall apart when she confronts a supernatural force at a boarding school. Read my full review for this film here: The Awakening
The Bleeding House (2011)
– A stranger with unfavorable intentions comes to spend the evening at a secluded home in the country, where the family he is staying with harbors a secret deadlier than his. Read my full review for this film here: The Bleeding House
The Collection (2012)
– The obvious sequel to The Collection, the kills are crazier and the story expands exponentially. If you enjoyed the first you should enjoy this one. Read my full review for this film here: The Collection
The Final (2010)
– If you love vengeance you may like this film about a group of outcasts who get even on those who persecuted them. Read my full review for this film here: The Final
The Fly II (1989)
– The obvious sequel to the greatest “body horror” film of all time, the story follows the half-human son of The Fly and gives us one of the coolest kills in horror history. Read my full review for this film here: The Fly II
The Pact (2012)
– Still struggling with the death of her mother, a woman’s past returns to haunt her when she visits her childhood home. Read my full review for this film here: The Pact
The Reeds (2010)
– A group of young Londoners on a weekend boating adventure fall victim to a terrible secret hidden within the reeds. Read my full review for this film here: The Reeds
Truth or Die (2012)
– A vengeful tale where a game of Truth or Dare becomes Truth or Die. Read my full review for this film here: Truth or Die
Unrest (2006)
– My favorite film from the initial After Dark Horrorfest. It’s a spooky, medical-themed supernatural experience. Cadavers have never been scarier. Read my full review for this film here: Unrest
Wake Wood (2011)
– A film genre peeps will say should be rated higher. In this effort a young girl’s grieving parents take on a pagan ritual that will allow them to spend three days with their deceased daughter. Giving her back will prove more horrific than they ever expected. Read my full review for this film here: Wake Wood
We Are the Night (2011)
– A German female-themed vampire flick heavy in sensual flare. Read my full review for this film here: We Are the Night
MEDIOCRE FILMS W/ GOOD HORROR
Hardware (1990)
-Starring Dylan McDermott (American Horror Story) and Iggy Pop, this steampunk-influenced horror film has a die-hard following similar to Oakland Raiders fans. You could be one of them. Read my full review for this film here: Hardware
Haunt (2014)
– The atmosphere and ghosts sell the film. Everything else is basic, but if you like haunted house flicks then this may appease you. Read my full review for this film here: Haunt
Torment (2014)
– At least watch this until the iconic scene above occurs at the 24 minute mark. Read my full review for this film here: Torment
The Possession (2012)
– Personally, I was not very fond of The Possession, but many other fans were and it has surprisingly good ratings. Read my full review for this film here: The Possession
Keep in mind that there are MORE good horror films on Netflix. I just know it. There are quite a few I still need to see (We Are What We Are redo), including films I have never seen and films I have not seen in my adult life (The Prophecy), so peep this article on a regular basis to stay on top of what good horror is on Netflix. It won’t be easy, but I will do my best to keep this list a legitimate one where films are removed and added concurrently with those on instant streaming. Thanks for reading.
Dead Dudes in the House – 6
Director – James Riffel
Cast – Mark Zobian, Victor Verhaeghe, Sarah Newhouse, Douglas Gibson, J.D. Cerna, Naomi Kooker, Eugene Sautner
Release Year – 1989
Reviewed by John of the Dead
I first learned of this cheesy slasher a few years ago thanks to Fright Master over at UHM, and when finally presented with the chance to view this independently filmed and Troma-distributed experience I could not turn it down. When Mark purchases an old decrepit house with the intent of fixing it up, he brings along seven of this friends to help him out. Soon after they arrive they discover a strange headstone and Bob, a jackass, smashes the headstone in an act of disrespect to the dead. This act awakens Annabelle, the murderous former owner of the home who is now on a quest for revenge against the eight “hip hop” teens.
No, they are not really “hip hop” teens and hip hop is never mentioned in the film, but when Troma distributed this piece they marketed it as such. They are Troma though, so they don’t need to make sense in what they do. This piece comes both written and directed by James Riffel, the man behind Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil Mutant Hellbound Flesh Eating Crawling Alien Zombified Subhumanoid Living Dead, Part 5, and while this is a storyline we’ve seen many times over I still find joy in these flicks. I loved the idea of the kids residing in a home with a history they are unaware of, as well as the vengeance element provided by the undead Annabelle, and of course…the nowhere-to-run scenario when the teens find out they are unable to leave the home and flee from the killer granny. With all of these elements in place this really is a simple film that centers on the teens trying to hide within the home from the granny’s wrath, and with some good MEAN kills this story was better than I expected. It does drag at times and the premise honestly gets a little old, but if you have a knack for these flicks you may find some joy in the story like I did.
Riffel’s direction makes this flick a fun one, and he kicks things off right with great atmosphere and an awesome, creepy location. It does not take long before the old woman appears, and shortly after that she begins adorning the walls with the blood of her victims. I found her look to be a creepy and realistic one, with Riffel opting to go for a natural look instead of a decayed, undead one. One element that added to the fun and may bring on a few laughs is the fact that she is not played by an older woman at all, but by a young man mimicking an old lady’s voice. Her vocals and laughs were cliché but they worked well in this piece and her killing abilities outshine any negatives associated with her. With this being a Troma distributed film you can expect some positive gore and practical effects, and I really enjoyed the gory kills in this experience. The kills were mean, brutal, and the fact that they came from an old granny made them even more enjoyable. Cheese is heavy in this piece, but it was surprisingly nowhere near as cheesy as other films Troma has distributed.
Overall, Dead Dudes in the House is a fun slasher that fits the Troma bill. The gore is good, the effects are positive, and the kills overall are very enjoyable. The cheese reigns high, but if you know what to expect there’s a good chance you’ll find some joy in the film like I did.
Rating: 6/10
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Tales from the Crypt: SE 1 EP 6: “Collection Completed” – 6
Director – Mary Lambert
Cast – M. Emmet Walsh, Audra Lindley, Martin Garner, John Kassir
Release Year – 1989
Reviewed by John of the Dead
The first episode to be directed by a woman, “Collection Completed” comes from Pet Sematary / Pet Sematary II director Mary Lambert and a few non-horror writers. When Jonas is forced into mandatory retirement after spending the bulk of his life working for a hardware company, he is not sure what to do with his newfound freedom. He is able to sleep in late, which he does not do, and he is able to do yardwork, which he finishes in an hour, but one thing he cannot stand about retirement is seeing what life at home is really like. His sweet wife, Anita, spent so long not having her husband home during the day that she developed a special bond with all sorts of animal friends. Dogs, cats, squirrels, they are all friends of Anita, and they all reside in the home during the hours that Jonas would normally be away at work. Well Jonas is going to put a stop to the zoo that is now his home, but Anita won’t let her animals go without a figtht.
This was definitely the silliest tale in the first season of Tales from the Crypt, but it was not a bad way to close the season. The majority of the story plays off like a TV sitcom, with Jonas constantly bombarded by cute animals that he cannot stand. Life was supposed to be easier for him after retirement, but instead he has to share his home with a bunch of “mangy mutts” (that are neither mangy nor mutts) that his wife seems to prefer over him! The story ultimately boils down to Jonas having enough of the annoying animals and “taking care” of them while still keeping them around for his wife, which does not end well for the once happy couple.
The story was a silly one so naturally Mary Lambert’s direction came off the same way. She did well in her execution and received positive performances from her actors, which also include the animals used in the film. There was little horror for her to execute for the extreme majority of the flick, but when she did have to deliver the goods she did so in a positive way, but as with every other moderate Tales from the Crypt episode, it was too little too late for a positive review.
Overall, “Collection Completed” is an OK entry into the series that gives us a silly story that does not provide much horror except for its climax.
Rating: 6/10
The Boogens – 5
Director – James L. Conway
Cast – Rebecca Balding, Fred McCarren, Anne-Marie Martin, Jeff Harlan, John Crawford, Med Flory, Jon Lormer
Release Year – 1981
Reviewed by John of the Dead
I will never turn down a chance to view an 80s creature film that I have never heard of and comes with a cool overall storyline, and The Boogens is the newest flick that I fell victim to for meeting such criteria. I went into this film with fairly high expectations, expecting a cheesy, flawed, but enjoyable film that plays off like most 80s creature films, but sadly I was given less than what I expected. There are many rights in this effort, but the wrongs were too much to overcome and in the end The Boogens was just an OK piece and not one to rave about.
When an old mine is re-opened by a mining company the creatures that feasted on the bodies of miners trapped decades ago are released to prey on the citizens of a small nearby town.
I was really interested in this story because of it involved a condemned mine with a horrible past being reopened and horror resulting because of that. The film starts off with lots of development, and sadly falls into the same negatives that plague many low-budget 80s horror films…they take too darn long for things to get going. Well, let me rephrase that, they take too long for EXCITING things to get going. This story moves at a slow pace and throws in several scenes of horror along the way, but the scenes did not manifest into anything great. On top of that, when we do finally see some action, a whole 53 minutes into the film, the kills occur offscreen and the creatures are not seen until the very last sequence. I did manage to stay interested in the film thanks go its subject matter and my hopes to see some creature action, so I won’t say this is a boring piece, just a slow and sometimes uneventful one.
This piece comes directed by James L. Conway, a longtime TV director, and he did a great job of aiding the uneventful story by keeping me interested in what was going on before me. His atmosphere is incredible and the film’s musical score added to the creepy and low-lit atmosphere provided by engaging sets that were simple yet very effective. The acting performances were what you would expect for a low-budget 80s film, and I found that to be a good thing and something I look forward to seeing in setting “that” mood. Conway relied on his atmosphere and camerawork to keep me engaged during the film’s earlier scenes of “horror”, mostly involving a dog running away from some Boogens, and I will say that I was a bit disappointed with the horror at its highest point, during the film’s climax. When we finally see the Boogens they were not quite what I expected – I expected larger creatures – and they were far from scary and only slightly “fun” as antagonists.
Overall, The Boogens is an OK film due to its atmosphere and awesome musical score, but as far as the horror goes it ultimately does not amount to very much and results in a mediocre film in the end.
Rating: 5/10
Troll – 7
Director – John Carl Buechler
Cast – Noah Hathaway, Michael Moriarty, Shelly Hack, Jenny Beck, Sonny Bono, Phil Fondacaro, Brad Hall, Anne Lockhart, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Gary Sandy, June Lockhart
Release Year – 1986
Reviewed by John of the Dead
I could tell you how excited I was to finally see this film since last seeing it during my childhood, but you probably would not believe me. I have a love/hate relationship with Charles Band-produced horror films, and you can find Troll in the love area of that relationship. Horror films involving trolls are rare and this is one of the few notable ones, and despite its low reviews from numerous critics this is definitely one underrated piece. The great special FX and zany story provides plenty of cheese for the viewer to enjoy, and if you love quirky creature films then you should enjoy this one.
The Potter family has just moved into a new San Francisco apartment complex, and their hopes of enjoying their new home are shattered when a wicked troll king invades the complex to do battle with a witch living on the top floor.
Like most cheesy low-budget feasts of its day and type, Troll takes little time getting to the goods. Early on we are exposed to the hideous beast who is using the apartment’s tenants to transform them into an army of elves to help him defeat the queen on the top floor. Why would he want to do such a thing? The queen holds the power to him regaining his might after being banished many years prior, plus he is pissed off and wants revenge against her. The troll manages to mimic our main character’s younger sister and makes his way from apartment to apartment to build his army, and while these may not be considered “deaths” they do feel like them, and that makes this film high on the death count. Ed Naha’s story comes in at a brisk 82 minutes, and the piece flows smoothly by not giving us any nonsense or silly subplots, just straight up troll-induced horror with a hint of fantasy.
Director John Carl Buechler (Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood, Cellar Dwellar, Ghoulies III), an FX man by trade, did a good job execution this simple piece. There is one main location, the apartment complex, and it was used positively and came adorned with awesome special FX that took place after someone was transformed to an elf by the mighty troll. The acting performances were as expected, some better than others but “good” overall, and it was a joy to see Michael Moriarty portraying the father figure of the family, Harry Potter Sr. And then there is the Troll, portrayed by Phil Fondacaro who also had another role in the film as the apartment’s midget professor. The look of the Troll was great and he was executed in a pretty creepy fashion, which was the case with all of the other numerous creatures adorning the film – growing in number as the runtime increased.
Overall, Troll is a fun and simple horror/fantasy that consists of everything needed to an enjoyable experience. It is not a great film, but it leaves knowledgeable viewers with a taste of what they came for: horror cheese.
Rating: 7/10
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers – 6
Director – Michael Simpson
Cast – Pamela Springsteen, Renee Estevez, Tony Higgins, Valerie Hartman, Brian Patrick Clarke, Walter Gotell, Susan Marie Snyder, Terry Hobbs
Release Year – 1988
Reviewed by John of the Dead
1983 slasher classic Sleepaway Camp remains one of my favorite horror films and definitely one of my all-time favorite slasher flicks. Not only are the kills great but the story itself is an engaging one and concludes with one of horror’s most shocking climaxes, and the carnage continues with Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers. While not as good nor as enjoyable as its predecessor, this sequel continues the summer camp chaos with numerous cheesy kills and results in a fun effort despite not offering much more than that.
After years of grueling psychological therapy and gender-reassignment surgeries, Angela Baker (Pamela Springsteen) is back at Sleepaway Camp, this time landing a job as a camp counselor. Despite electro-shock treatment and the drastic changes her body has endured, her murderous rage still resides within her, bringing forth an “old fashioned” way to deal with the wayward campers and ensure they do not return next summer.
Fans of Sleepaway Camp should find joy in knowing that this sequel continues much of the same antics loved in the original. Right from the get-go we are thrown into the murderous carnage surrounding Angela, now a person of “power” at the camp. Happy teens looking for a good time away from home are in for a very shocking surprise as Angela kills them off one by one for committing acts of fornication and other wayward activities she finds ill-will in. The camp administration begins to take notice to the ever-increasing number of campers Angela has “sent home”, and soon enough she lets it all go and initiates an onslaught on any living soul she comes in contact with. While both Sleepaway Camp and this follow-up are cheesy 80s slashers, the biggest difference between the two is that the original is a more serious effort. So, those of you thinking Sleepaway Camp is not a serious film at all, you know what to expect in this sequel. This is seen in the reasoning behind Angela’s killing, where in the first film she was killing for a reason and in this sequel she is eventually killing for no reason at all. I did not mind the lack of substance behind her kills in this film, but I do feel that it hindered the experience slightly story-wise. There are numerous kills written into the film – so many that I did not count them – but by the end of the film you definitely feel and realize that she is just killing to kill and the focus of horror was lost…but at least there are lots of kills?
Director Michael Simpson did a pretty positive job with this piece, giving us “the goods” often and in fun fashion. Truthfully it would have been hard for him (easy for Uwe Boll) to screw this piece up given all of the kills it had written into it, and he executed the most important elements of the film fairly well. The kills did not come with the utmost amount of gore, but they came with enough live-action FX to leave me smiling. The acting performances were as expected for such a film, neither good nor bad, but surprisingly enough Bruce Springsteen’s sister did well despite her short acting career. In addition to these elements I enjoyed the atmosphere provided by Simpson, which consisted of the usual secluded and somewhat creepy wooded summer camp area that left the campers with places to hide, but nowhere to really “run” to. Excellent.
Overall, Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers is a fun sequel sure to please fans of the original. The film’s highest selling point is its high number of kills, and for an 80s horror sequel you can’t expect much more than that, especially when a high kill count is more than good enough.
Rating: 6/10
Sorority House Massacre – 3
Director – Carol Frank
Cast – Angela O’Neill, Wendy Martel, Pamela Ross, Nicole Rio, John C. Russell, Marcus Vaughter, Vinnie Bilancio, Joe Nassi
Release Year – 1986
Reviewed by John of the Dead
Young college girls and killers mash very well together, so despite a few negative reviews I honestly had hopes that Sorority House Massacre would pull through in the end and give a decent watch, but that was far from the case. From the get-go I knew that I was in for a LONG 74 minutes, and despite my hopes that the horror would prevail I was left with a film experience I hope to never relive.
As a young child Beth suffered a traumatic event where her brother killed her entire family as she escaped by hiding in the basement. Eventually she grows up with a new family and is now a college sorority sister, but due to her memory block she fails to realize that her sorority house is the very house the murders occurred in…and her brother is back to finish what he started.
Yeah I know, you’ve seen that storyline used many times before, but nonetheless I enjoy such slasher and had hopes that this story would pull through. I would not blame the storyline for the film’s faults as it contained everything it needed. We get the innocent protagonist, the insane antagonist who also happens to carry a heavy burden on Beth’s heart, and of course…a few dead sorority girls to spice things up. The screenplay however would have been much better as many pacing issues and bouts of horrendous dialogue plagued the experience, but it should not have been enough to ruin the piece. Ultimately I will say that only one element really had this film doomed from the get-go, and that was the director’s execution.
Carol Frank, I’m sorry but your execution was horrible in this film, which unsurprisingly makes for the only directing credit of your career. From the get-go we are made aware by the film’s poor cinematography, editing, and film quality that you will need a very forgiving mindset to enjoy the flick, and while I tried to be forgiving this was just too much for me to handle. The acting performance were equally bad, which is something I usually don’t fault slasher films for but this was once again too much to handle in such a negative way. Thankfully the kill sequences were decent and contained some blood, but blood is all we get as far as the horror provided in this piece, a piece I regret spending time on.
Overall, Sorority House Massacre is a pitiful slasher flick that contains all of the necessary elements for a fun experience, but poor writing and direction left this one that I suggest you avoid.
Rating: 3/10